Stephen Colbert spent a good two minutes discussing the new self-lubricating condoms on Thursday’s Late Show before gracefully pivoting to the latest development with white supremacy. “White supremacists are chugging milk because they want to draw attention to a genetic trait known to be more common in white people than others — the ability to digest lactose as adults,” he explained. “Because for white supremacists, lactose is their only form of tolerance.”
“Now, I know what you’re saying — you’re saying, ‘Stephen, no one is stupid enough to be proud of drinking milk,'” Colbert said, but the pictures don’t lie. And yes, he had pictures. “Pretty exciting stuff, but please move over milk, because toxic masculinity has a new favorite drink, and it’s grape juice,” he said, drawing attention to Welch’s new ad campaign. “That’s right: Men! Grape juice is no longer just a reward for kids sitting through a religious ceremony,” Colbert joked. “Well, Welch’s isn’t the only company looking to seem more macho. We also got a sneak peek at an ad campaign for another childhood favorite that just got manned up.” The fake ad features a very manly Scott Adsit (30 Rock).
The Late Show also circled back to Colbert’s mincing of televangelst Pat Robertson for saying one grisly murder by the Saudi government isn’t worth blowing up lucrative American arms sales. And you can watch that update of The Ten Commandments below.
Source:: The Week – Lifestyle